HOW IS THIS NOT THE MOST POPULAR POST ON TUMBLR
That tongue bit tho
I’m almost done with EMT school, and I can verify this 100%. We don’t give a shit what you’ve taken or how illegal it may be. We want to know what and how much so we can save your ass. Unless its directly related to a crime scene in some way, we don’t tell.
It makes me enraged and also deeply saddened that the police state has become so entwined with every aspect of our lives that people are afraid to tell the truth to people trying to render them with emergency care. We’ve broken ourselves.
Boost because everyone should know!!!
Also, if you take pain medication before going to the ER or whatever, make sure you know what you took as well as the amount, so you can tell them. Otherwise, there could be drug interactions, which is bad.
And don’t combine forms of tylenol.
Same goes for veterinarians (at least every one I’ve met). Unless it is a clear cut case of abuse, we don’t care that you’re snorting crack or smoking pot. We just want to know what your pet got into so that we can save them.
Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate youDay 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbagMonth 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRRMonth 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? PleaseMonth 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.Year 1: One down. 17 to go…Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEARTYear 3: Oh thank god that’s overYear 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shitYear 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS
Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?
year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!
I love video games. I love video games a lot.
I am terrible at video games.
EVERYONE STOP AND REALIZE !! THIS IS A BABY FOX!!!
seeing things in the dark while trying to fall asleep
YOU COULD HAVE DIED
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN
Of course, I don’t blame you, Harry dear.
best post ever
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